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Published:July 7th, 2011 09:27 EST
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CNN Fires Eliot Spitzer Client No. 9

By Robert Paul Reyes

"CNN on Wednesday canceled Eliot Spitzer`s 8 p.m. political talk show, "In the Arena," after only nine months." Read More 

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Client No. 9 has the morals of a skunk, the charisma of a used tampon. and the crafty intelligence of a predator.

Thank goodness CNN`s management finally did the right thing, and bid farewell to the disgraced former governor of New York.

A CNN spokesperson said that the news network was in discussions with Spitzer about an alternative role, I hope that alternative role involves cleaning toilets.

Spitzer will forever be a joke, and it makes me very happy that the late night comics are having a field day with the great news that the humiliated politician has been unceremoniously fired.

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