July 8th, 2011 10:35 EST
Drunk Lady Breaks Into Old Lady's Home And Steals Her Pug
"Police in Alaska said a drunken woman broke into a 77-year-old woman`s house and walked off with a pug when the homeowner confronted her.
Police said the homeowner guided the woman toward the door and the suspect grabbed one of the homeowner`s two pugs while leaving."
The inebriated woman, Sherry Smith, committed a horrible crime, but what else is there to do in Alaska besides cursing the snow and getting roaring drunk and stealing a pug from an old lady?
Is it any wonder that the unrelenting boredom in Alaska drove Sarah Palin bonkers, to the point where she thinks she`s qualified to be President of the United States?
This story has a happy ending, the police showed up before Smith could get away, and the old woman got her dog back.
If a drunk burglar tries to steal my Pit Bull/German Shepherd mix, my pooch will make mincemeat out of him. The burglar`s next trip will be to the morgue, not the drunk tank.
Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes