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Published:July 8th, 2011 10:35 EST

Drunk Lady Breaks Into Old Lady's Home And Steals Her Pug

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Alaska said a drunken woman broke into a 77-year-old woman`s house and walked off with a pug when the homeowner confronted her.

Police said the homeowner guided the woman toward the door and the suspect grabbed one of the homeowner`s two pugs while leaving."



The inebriated woman, Sherry Smith, committed a horrible crime, but what else is there to do in Alaska besides cursing the snow and getting roaring drunk and stealing a pug from an old lady?

Is it any wonder that the unrelenting boredom in Alaska drove Sarah Palin bonkers, to the point where she thinks she`s qualified to be President of the United States?

This story has a happy ending, the police showed up before Smith could get away, and the old woman got her dog back.

If a drunk burglar tries to steal my Pit Bull/German Shepherd mix, my pooch will make mincemeat out of him. The burglar`s next trip will be to the morgue, not the drunk tank.

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