July 10th, 2011 00:45 EST
Tot Mom Casey Anthony's Top Ten Employment Opportunities
Casey Anthony`s only skills are murdering young children, lying, and partying. Tot Mom`s job prospects aren`t very bright, however here are some possibilities.
CASEY THE FELONIOUS GHOST
Casey would be perfect as the evil twin of Casper the Friendly Ghost in a movie adaptation of the popular TV cartoon series. As long as Anthony stays out of the sun, and maintains her deathly pale complexion, she will be believable as Casey the Felonious Ghost.
Casey would make a terrific speed bump, she should be duct-taped to the street in front of the courthouse where she was declared "Not Guilty."
Casey should be hired as a greeter for Walmart. It`s only fitting that the world`s most evil corporation should have an evil greeter.
Kids usually take advantage of substitute teachers, but no brat would be foolish enough to get on the bad side of a teacher who is brandishing a roll of duct tape on one hand, and a bottle of chloroform in the other.
Dudes are dying to find out if the rest of Anthony`s body is as white as her face.
CONTESTANT ON SURVIVOR
All the contestants would smother her, and pretend that she accidentally drowned in a pond.
SPOKESPERSON FOR GOOGLE
"Google is so awesome! You can find lots of info on cool subjects like "How to kill a toddler" or "How to drive your parents to suicide"
STAR IN HER OWN REALITY SHOW
America can`t get enough of Casey, it would be a killer show.
PAY-PER-VIEW DEATH MATCH WITH NANCY GRACE OF HLN
It`s a tough call, who would I most like to see die on live TV?
In this corrupt profession a killer would feel right at home.
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