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Published:July 10th, 2011 00:45 EST
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Tot Mom Casey Anthony's Top Ten Employment Opportunities

By Robert Paul Reyes

Casey Anthony`s only skills are murdering young children, lying, and partying. Tot Mom`s job prospects aren`t very bright, however here are some possibilities.

CASEY THE FELONIOUS GHOST

Casey would be perfect as the evil twin of Casper the Friendly Ghost in a movie adaptation of the popular TV cartoon series. As long as Anthony stays out of the sun, and maintains her deathly pale complexion, she will be believable as Casey the Felonious Ghost.

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SPEED BUMP

Casey would make a terrific speed bump, she should be duct-taped to the street in front of the courthouse where she was declared "Not Guilty."

WAL-MART GREETER

Casey should be hired as a greeter for Walmart. It`s only fitting that the world`s most evil corporation should have an evil greeter.

SUBSTITUTE TEACHER

Kids usually take advantage of substitute teachers, but no brat would be foolish enough to get on the bad side of a teacher who is brandishing a roll of duct tape on one hand, and a bottle of chloroform in the other.

EXOTIC DANCER

Dudes are dying to find out if the rest of Anthony`s body is as white as her face.

CONTESTANT ON SURVIVOR

All the contestants would smother her, and pretend that she accidentally drowned in a pond.

SPOKESPERSON FOR GOOGLE

"Google is so awesome! You can find lots of info on cool subjects like "How to kill a toddler" or "How to drive your parents to suicide"

STAR IN HER OWN REALITY SHOW

America can`t get enough of Casey, it would be a killer show.

PAY-PER-VIEW DEATH MATCH WITH NANCY GRACE OF HLN

It`s a tough call, who would I most like to see die on live TV?

AN ATTORNEY

In this corrupt profession a killer would feel right at home.

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