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Published:July 10th, 2011 11:34 EST

OMG! Dude Dressed As A Gorilla Attacked By Kid Dressed As A Banana

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Ohio are searching for a violent banana they say attacked a man dressed as a gorilla.

Authorities said a man dressed up in a banana costume jumped the mascot for the Wireless Center last week. Read More About Banana Man Dressed As Banana Attacks Gorilla 


To quote Gwen Stefani, "This sh** is bananas!

It`s bad enough that a man must suffer the humiliation to dress as a gorilla to pay the bills, but to be attacked by a giant banana is adding insult to injury.

The giant banana may claim that he was just monkeying around, but he could have hurt the gorilla.

I wish I could have witnessed this curious incident, this monkey business is performance art at its best.

The banana split (I stole this joke from the AP story), and the gorilla went back to work.

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