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Published:July 11th, 2011 10:43 EST

Lady Ends Argument Over Borrowing A Razor By Conking Boyfriend With Frying Pan

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Florida officials say a domestic beef over razors in the shower ended with a woman`s arrest for allegedly hitting her boyfriend on the head with a frying pan.

Mary Batson, 22, of North Naples, was arrested for battery after she allegedly conked her live-in boyfriend in the head during a noisy row that began over his refusal to let her borrow a razor."UPI 


Nothing puts a period on an argument quite like a frying pan upside the head. I`m sure that Mary`s neighbors are glad that she ended the noise by conking her boyfriend with a frying pan.

Mary should mount the frying pan on the wall as a trophy and a reminder to her boyfriend that she knows how to quickly end an argument.

I am sympathetic to the boyfriend; I would never let a woman share my razor knowing that women use razors to shave intimate areas. But I would rather shave my face with a gnarly razor that get beat up with a frying pan like a worthless wimp.

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