July 14th, 2011 13:05 EST
Don't Believe Twitter Rumors: Charlie Sheen And Hugh Hefner Not Dead! Not Yet Anyway!
"Troubled star Charlie Sheen has become the latest victim of online death rumour. The death news of Sheen, 45, has hit the virtual world after similar reports claimed Playboy mogul, Hugh Hefner, to be dead."
It wouldn`t be surprising if Hugh Hefner died of an overdose of Viagra or if Charlie Sheen died in the arms of his goddess/skank of a cocaine OD.
These rumors spread like wildfire on the Internet because any fool with a computer can tweet the demise of a troubled Hollywood star.
Many people are disappointed when they learn that Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse aren`t really dead as reported on Twitter or Facebook.
I wouldn`t shed any tears if an old fart like Hefner died of a heart attack while making love to a couple of Playboy centerfolds.Many folks who can`t stand Sheen`s drug-fueled lifestyle would be on cloud nine if the death rumor about the winning actor was true.
Let`s face it some celebs would be performing a public service simply by dying.
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