July 19th, 2011 13:43 EST
Two Morons Lock Themselves Inside Police Van
"Police in Pennsylvania said they arrested two men who broke into a police van to take gag pictures and accidentally locked themselves inside the vehicle.
Radnor police said Marlton, N.J., residents Ryan Letchford, 21, and Jeffrey Olsen, 22, left a party early Saturday and entered Constable Mike Connor`s van, which had been in the parking lot of the condominium where the party was located, the Philadelphia Daily News reported Monday."
A friend of these morons found them locked in the van after they failed to return to the party, and he called 911. He should have called the media instead, these gentlemen deserved to have been publicly humiliated.
The two men were arrested and charged with attempted theft of a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and criminal mischief. They should have been charged with misdemeanor tomfoolery as well.
I hope these clowns were thrown in the drunk tank -- maybe they will learn that there`s nothing funny about being inebriated.
Next time Ryan and Jeffrey want to spend a little bit of quality time together, they should rent a motel room.
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