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Published:July 26th, 2011 15:30 EST

Grandma, 70, Conks Nude Burglar With Bat, He Runs Away Like Scared Little Girl

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 70-year-old grandmother told police she armed herself with a baseball bat and chased a Nude intruder out of her Somerville Street home early Sunday morning.

Manchester police said the woman told them she woke up at about 3:30 a.m. to find a n(a)ked man in the upstairs hallway of her home.


`This man is standing there Nude , and I`m saying, `Who are you?" said the woman, who asked to be identified only as Bonnie. `How did you get here.""

When an intruder breaks into your house, especially if you you are home at the time, you feel enraged and violated. If he feels so comfortable that he takes off his clothes in your bathroom, that`s just adds insult to injury.

The 70-year old grandma may have been so befuddled that she asked the nude burglar "Who are you?", but she quickly regained her composure and grabbed a baseball bat.

The intruder wasn`t too impressed with an old lady brandishing a bat , he just looked at her with scorn. But this old biddy knew how to swing a baseball bat, and she conked him upside the head. With barely time to grabs his drawers, the intruder ran out of the house.

Bonnie feared for the safety of her grandson who was staying with her, she probably would have fought off the burglar with her bare hands. Don`t put yourself at the mercy of a burglar, keep a gun for your protection.

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