July 29th, 2011 09:57 EST
Old, Bald, Tattooed, Chunky Bikini-Top Clad Lady Kicked Out Of Walmart
"Considering all the loud, strange, ill-fitting, flesh-squeezing, see-through, butt-showing and generally inappropriate things Walmart shoppers are caught wearing on the candid-photo site People of Walmart, a bald, tattooed, bikini-clad woman in the chain`s Eugene, Ore. store surely was no big deal.
And yet, Sandy McMillin said it was.
She had gone to the store Sunday in a string bikini top and some shorts - because it was hot - when she said a Walmart worker told her to put a shirt on or leave, KVAL News reported."
I`d rather get a root canal than shop at Walmart. You`re fortunate if you find a parking space within 50 yards of the store, and once you reach the entrance you are welcomed by a greeter who has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. I`m convinced that if I end up in hell I will be greeted by a demon wearing a Walmart smock.
I usually dress casual in blue jeans or khakis, but Walmart customers look like I do when I wake up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge. Walmart looks like zombie land, and I want no part of it.
A lady sporting a bikini top should have fitted right in, and an attractive lady in a bikini top probably wouldn`t have been told to leave. But this bikini-top clad woman was bald, middle-aged, and none too attractive.
Thank goodness that even Walmart has some standards; I`m glad that bald lady got kicked to the curb. When I read the headline "Bikini-clad woman kicked out of Walmart" on Google News, I immediately clicked the article hoping to see a photo of a beautiful lady. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but let`s just say I wasn`t expecting to see a photo of a bald, older than dirt woman.
This bald lady is God`s way of saying: Don`t shop at Walmart fool!
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