July 31st, 2011 13:11 EST
Harry Potter Dwarf Actor Avoids Jail Time Over Exposing Himself To Teen Girl
"A dwarf who appeared in the Harry Potter and Star Wars films has dodged a short spell behind bars for indecently exposing himself to a teenager on a train.
Former pantomime star Nicholas Read, who played an Ewok in Return Of The Jedi, was given a suspended 20-week jail term after a judge said it would offer the best opportunity for rehabilitation."
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The dwarf won`t spend any time behind bars thanks to a sympathetic judge who said: A relatively short sentence of imprisonment will not help you, and it certainly will not protect the public from your fantasies.`
I hope little people don`t get short with me for referring to Nicholas Read as a "dwarf"; the politically correct way to address little people keeps changing. I`m short-tempered; I really don`t want to receive any emails from dwarfs or midgets. I`ll make short work of any clown who dares defend Read.
Read got away with murder, the imbecile judge should have sentenced him to a short stretch in jail for exposing his shortcomings to a teen girl.
Read has prior convictions for sex offenses; I predict that in a relatively short time he will be arrested again.
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