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Published:July 31st, 2011 12:11 EST

Harry Potter Dwarf Actor Avoids Jail Time Over Exposing Himself To Teen Girl

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A dwarf who appeared in the Harry Potter and Star Wars films has dodged a short spell behind bars for indecently exposing himself to a teenager on a train.

dwarfFormer pantomime star Nicholas Read, who played an Ewok in Return Of The Jedi, was given a suspended 20-week jail term after a judge said it would offer the best opportunity for rehabilitation."

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The dwarf won`t spend any time behind bars thanks to a sympathetic judge who said: A relatively short sentence of imprisonment will not help you, and it certainly will not protect the public from your fantasies.`

I hope little people don`t get short with me for referring to Nicholas Read as a "dwarf"; the politically correct way to address little people keeps changing. I`m short-tempered; I really don`t want to receive any emails from dwarfs or midgets. I`ll make short work of any clown who dares defend Read.

Read got away with murder, the imbecile judge should have sentenced him to a short stretch in jail for exposing his shortcomings to a teen girl.

Read has prior convictions for sex offenses; I predict that in a relatively short time he will be arrested again.

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