August 2nd, 2011 20:37 EST
Dunkin' Donuts Employee Sold Donuts And Herself At Work
"Police in New Jersey said they arrested a Dunkin` Donuts worker accused of offering her services as a prostitute to customers.
Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann said the investigation, dubbed `Extra Sugar` by police, was sparked by an `anonymous tip` about Melissa Redmond, 29, of Mine Hill."
I love Dunkin` Donuts, if it weren`t for the presence of so many cops it would be paradise. Police officers make me nervous, even in a coffee shop. I`m afraid they will take exception to the way I dunk my donuts, or that they will bust me for taking too many packets of sugar.
I commend Melissa for thinking outside the box, offering your services as a prostitute in a fast food joint is an excellent idea. But why did home girl choose Dunkin` Donuts when everybody knows it`s always crawling with cops?
Customers who preferred extra sugar with their donuts would hook up with Melissa in their cars in the parking lot.
Wife: You should stop going to Dunkin` Donuts every day, you`re gonna get fat.
Hubby: Don`t worry sugar, I get plenty of exercise.
Melissa should have conducted her extracurricular activities as a McDonald`s employee. Do you want fries with that, or would you prefer a delicious side of cherry pie?
Writing this exercise is making me hungry for ... cherry pie.
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