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Published:August 3rd, 2011 15:42 EST

Dude Who Sunbathed Nude In Stranger's Yard Nabbed By Cops

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Wisconsin police said a man (Derek Knight) caught driving a stolen vehicle is also facing charges for allegedly sunbathing nude in a stranger`s yard chair."


Knight may only be only 20-years-old, but already he`s a habitual criminal. A slap on the wrist isn`t going to work on this moron, he needs to sentenced to a few years in prison.


The criminal justice system may be a joke, but if this idiot sunbathes nude in the backyard of a real man, he`s going to get beaten to a bloody pulp.

Knight has been charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct, stealing a vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of bail jumping. Speaking of the law being a joke -- his bail was set at only $1,500

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