August 9th, 2011 11:52 EST
Dude Accidentally Blows Away His Manhood With Pink Gun
"Police in Arizona are urging residents to practice handgun safety after a man shot himself in the penis while putting a gun in the waistband of his pants."
Joshua Seto shot himself in the groin when he attempted to secure his girlfriend`s handgun in his waistband. If you are going to carry a gun on your person, use a holster so you don`t risk blowing away the favorite part of your anatomy.
It`s bad enough to shoot yourself in the family jewels with your girlfriend`s gun, but to add insult to injury the gun was pink.
If Seto`s manhood was damaged beyond repair, will his girlfriend stick by him? If the girlfriend leaves him she`d better take her pink gun with her, he might use it on himself.
I thought I was having a bad day, but this tragic tale certainly puts things in perspective.
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