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Published:August 9th, 2011 11:52 EST

Dude Accidentally Blows Away His Manhood With Pink Gun

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Arizona are urging residents to practice handgun safety after a man shot himself in the penis while putting a gun in the waistband of his pants."


Joshua Seto shot himself in the groin when he attempted to secure his girlfriend`s handgun in his waistband. If you are going to carry a gun on your person, use a holster so you don`t risk blowing away the favorite part of your anatomy.


It`s bad enough to shoot yourself in the family jewels with your girlfriend`s gun, but to add insult to injury the gun was pink.

If Seto`s manhood was damaged beyond repair, will his girlfriend stick by him? If the girlfriend leaves him she`d better take her pink gun with her, he might use it on himself.

I thought I was having a bad day, but this tragic tale certainly puts things in perspective.

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