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Published:August 10th, 2011 14:37 EST

Nude Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez! Why? Dear God, Why?

By Robert Paul Reyes

Daniel Edwards sculpted a statue of Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez, they are nude with only a Canadian Maple Leaf and Texas Lone Star covering their respective privates. The words "Justin & Selena" are inscribed at the base of the bronze likeness.


Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt -- these are couples worth of being immortalized in bronze. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez don`t deserve to be commemorated in Play-Doh. Their puppy love will be over by the time Justin is able to grow a beard.

This sculpture symbolizes the irreversible decline of our culture. I suspect that a facsimile of the Bieber/Gomez abomination welcomes sinners as they enter the gates of hell.

I need no further proof that we are doomed; I want to lose myself in the darkness.

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