August 13th, 2011 10:35 EST
Bakers Bake World's Largest Cream Puff! Just What We Need Another Obama!
"Wisconsin bakers have created the world`s biggest cream puff -- weighing in at 125.6 pounds, officials say.
Guinness World Records certified the cream puff, 38 inches wide and 7-1/2 inches high, as a world record Thursday at the Wisconsin State Fair, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported."
It took bakers over six hours to bake the gigantic cream puff -- it`s a shame fair-goers weren`t allowed to sample the tasty treat because it had been out in the sun for too long. If I took forever and a day to bake a colossal cream puff, I would have dived into it and stuffed my mouth until I croaked.
Dang, there`s a record for everything. I think I`m going to fix the largest peanut butter/banana/liverwurst, whipped cream and pickle sandwich. I bet nobody has ever eaten such an ungodly concoction.
Some folks at the fair commented on the remarkable similarity between the humongous cream puff and Obama.
Let me cut this article a bit short, I have a sudden urge to raid the fridge.
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