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Published:August 14th, 2011 10:38 EST

69-Year-Old Dude Swindles 97-Year-Old Lady To Buy Lamborghini

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said they arrested a 69-year-old man accused of scamming about $600,000 from a 97-year-old woman under his care and bought a Lamborghini."


The con artist Joseph Cirillo was a roommate of Depaulis Seidel at an upscale residential community. He eventually became her caretaker and was given power of attorney by Seidel.


I appreciate the skill and intelligence that it takes to pull of a good scam. But scamming a woman who is 97-freakin-years-old and suffering from Alzheimer`s makes taking candy from a baby seem like a difficult endeavor.

I hope that Cirillo`s filled the trunk of his Lamborghini with adult diapers, the old goat is going to soil himself trying to handle that awesome machine.

Cirillo should be given a life sentence, that should work out to a couple of years at the most. An old goat like him isn`t going to last too long in the Big House.

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