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Published:August 15th, 2011 09:53 EST

Pippa Middleton Has The Most Beloved Derriere In Merry Ole England

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Simon Cowell says he would sign Pippa Middleton `on the spot.` Sign her to what? Who knows, but she`s got the X-Factor.

`I haven`t heard her sing, but if she walked in and said, `I want to be a TV star,` I would sign her on the spot,` Cowell said. `She just has the X factor.`"



The 27-year-old Pippa Middleton makes her royal sibling Kate look like a frumpy spinster. If Pippa streaked in the streets of London it would make last week`s riots look like a picnic.

So far the only talent that Pippa has displayed is looking hot, but who cares, we all want us some Pippa!

Pippa has the most famous derriere in Merry Ole England, it should be declared a national treasure. If Pippa farted "God Save The Queen" and released it as a single it would reach the top of the charts.

Simon Cowell can spot talent a mile away, and he`s right: Pippa has the X-factor!

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