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Published:August 19th, 2011 19:43 EST

Will Says... Iowa Straw Poll is Over But the Shuckin' and Jivin Has Just Begun!

By Will Roberts

Now folks, I have traveled this great country performing with rope, and I can tell you that this Iowa Straw Poll would have been a highlight for a cowboy trick roper.

County fairs, rodeos, any place where livestock have a run of the place is alright by me.  Politicians are just animals that aren`t house broken. How`d they figure to match these two up is beyond me...but what a perfect fit! 

Deep fried, fat filled Carney foods and Saccharin filled stump speeches. Only thing we gained here was dead weight!  



Your friend,


Will Roberts