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Published:August 28th, 2011 13:36 EST

OMG! 3-Foot Rat Killed With Pitchfork In New York City Housing Projects

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A city housing worker says he bagged a 3-foot rat with a pitchfork at a New York apartment complex.

Jose Rivera, 48, told the New York Daily News that two other giant rats escaped."



The UPI writer is being politically correct, the "apartment complex" is actually a housing project. God only knows what other mutants (human and non-human) are running loose in this urban paradise.

I hope PETA doesn`t protest the killing of the giant rat, it`s hard to muster any sympathy or concern for a 3-foot rodent.

Jose Rivera should be dispatched to DC, there are enough giant rats in Congress to keep him busy for years. A few animal lovers may protest the killing of the giant rat in the projects, but nobody would complain if one of the giant rats in Congress was killed with a pitchfork.

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