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Published:August 30th, 2011 18:18 EST

Neighborhood Fed Up With Noisy Kid! Where's 'Hot Sauce Mom' When You Need Her?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Officials in an English town told a couple their 4-year-old son may have to be `monitored with digital equipment` after complaints he`s been too noisy outside.

Simon and Pippa Lansdell of Hull said they received a letter from the Hull City Council`s environmental health team saying their son Alfie may have to be `monitored with digital equipment` if he continues to garner complaints while playing in his garden, Express reported Tuesday."


This little boy is ruining the peace and quiet of the neighborhood, this is simply an untenable situation. If the parents fail to address the problem by fitting their son with a muzzle or by spanking him, then it`s incumbent upon the city government to solve the problem.

The Hull City Council`s action isn`t an indictment of a 4-year-old boy, it`s an indictment of the parents who don`t know how to control their son. You don`t bargain or negotiate with a 4-year old child, you order him to "stop making so much noise or I will smack you on your butt."

The City Council has embarrassed the clueless parents, but if shame doesn`t work they are prepared to fine them thousands of dollars until the complaints stop.

If the monitoring equipment and the fines fail to quiet the lad, then the Hull City Council should force the parents to hire the infamous "Hot Sauce Mom" as a nanny.

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