September 1st, 2011 08:14 EST
Outrage: Nancy Grace To Be A Contestant On 'Dancing With The Stars'
National courtroom gossip Nancy Grace will be one of the contestants on "Dancing With the Stars."
Nancy Grace has, the s(e)x appeal of Octomom (when she was pregnant with her litter), and the compassion of Hot Sauce Mom.
If I were the producer of a reality show that requires contestants to be graceful, and to bond with the audience, Grace would be the last person on Earth I would chose to be a contestant.
I would love to be one of the judges on DWTS, on behalf all the hapless victims that Grace has berated on her show, I would tear her to shreds.
Million of Americans are having nightmares dreading the spectacle of Nancy Grace wearing a leotard or a dress with a slit that reaches her nether regions. I hope my readers will forgive me, that`s the most nausea-inducing sentence I have ever written.
Nancy Grace? Chaz Bono? What on Earth are the producers of DWTS thinking? Are they deliberately trying to sabotage the hit show?
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