September 2nd, 2011 11:12 EST
Dude Caught At Miami Airport With 7 Snakes And 3 Turtles In His Pants
"The U.S. Transportation Security Administration said the man had seven exotic snakes and three tortoises wrapped in nylon bags that had been stuffed into his pants."
An unnamed man was nabbed at the Miami International Airport trying to smuggle seven snakes and three tortoises.
Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I would scream like a schoolgirl if I discovered snakes on a plane, I can`t imagine willingly stuffing seven snakes and three tortoises into my pants.
There must be an easier way to make a living than smuggling snakes in your pants, like giving Rosie O`Donnell a pedicure or Joan Rivers a bikini wax.
This incident may seen humorous, but this idiot should be charged with cruelty to animals. I can only hope that one of the poor snakes managed to bite his little worm.
People who swallow balloons filled with cocaine, and then smuggle them onboard airplanes are called mules, what should we call this moron: A jackass?
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