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Published:September 3rd, 2011 12:01 EST

Pop Diva Lindsay Lohan Tattoos Billy Joel Lyrics On Her Ribs

By Robert Paul Reyes

"TMZ said the `Freaky Friday` and `Mean Girls` star (Lindsay Lohan) went to Shamrock Tattoos in Los Angeles this week and got the words, `Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife, I feel like I`m in the prime of my life` permanently etched on her rib cage."



An intelligent and introspective person would get a tattoo of a symbol that subtly expresses her emotions or philosophy of life.

But we`re talking about Lindsay Lohan here, and the best she can do is get a tattoo of lyrics from a Billy Joel song. The troubled singer should have got a tattoo of lyrics by Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen. Billy Joel is an adequate singer and a good songwriter, but he`s no lyrical poet.

Thank goodness Lohan wasn`t high when she got her tattoo, she could have ended up with the lyrics to Rebecca Black`s "Friday" on her beautiful body:

Kickin` in the front seat
Sittin` in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

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