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Published:September 4th, 2011 10:39 EST

Dude Arrested After He Called Cops To Complain About Escort Service

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Kansas said a man was arrested on a charge of patronizing a p(r)ostitute after he called police to complain about an escort service.

Wichita police said they responded to a call from a hotel room shortly before 5:30 a.m. Wednesday. A 26-year-old man, whose name was not released, told them he placed an order with an online escort service and neither of the two women who showed up to his room were the woman he requested, The Wichita Eagle reported Friday."



If you request a blue-eyed thin blond from an escort service and a 300-pound brunette shows up at your hotel room, you have two choices: Tell the escort to get lost, or put on a blindfold and invite the heavyweight escort inside your room. Calling the cops is not an option, they will immediately arrest you.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but this unnamed dude is a moron. Not only did he call the police to complain about the escort service, but he tried to get his money back from the escorts. Trying to get your money back from a p(r)ostitute makes trying to take a donut away from Rosie O`Donnell seem like child`s play.

Needless to say the cops weren`t very sympathetic and they arrested the man. I hope he`s learned his lesson: An escort service isn`t like Burger King, you can`t always have it your way.

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