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Published:September 10th, 2011 12:07 EST

Italian Priest Gives 'Jersey Shore' Star Snooki A Piece Of His Mind

By Robert Paul Reyes

"In a new promo for the MTV series, the Jersey Shore star (Snooki) revealed that a priest was upset by the suggestive ensemble she wore while walking across sacred ground, Us Weekly reports."


The orange-hued gremlin complained: The priest was like, Cover up when you come to my church. He basically called me a wh(o)re.

The church belongs to the parishioners, not to the priest. If there`s a God in heaven, I`m sure he might take exception to a cleric claiming the sanctuary belongs to him.

The priest didn`t call Snooki a wh(o)re, he merely suggested that she was inappropriately dressed for a house of worship.

Snooki is a bit sensitive about being labeled a wh(o)re, maybe if there weren`t videos on YouTube showing the mouthy Munchkin doing somersaults sans underwear people wouldn`t doubt her personal virtue.

The priest showed utmost restraint in not calling Snooki any names, but I like to keep it real. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it`s a duck. Snooki, you know darn well what you are.

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