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Published:September 13th, 2011 11:48 EST
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Outrage: Fat Dude Sues White Castle Over 'Small' Seats

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 290-pound New York man is steaming mad at the White Castle fast-food chain, which he claims repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger.

Martin Kessman, 64, filed a lawsuit against the fast-food giant last week in Manhattan federal court, claiming that the uncomfortable booths violate the civil rights of fat people."

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MyFoxNY.Com

Martin Kessman claims that the uncomfortable booths violate the civil rights of fat people under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

The seat wouldn`t be uncomfortable if Kessman didn`t weigh as much as a small hippo. It would make more sense for Kessman to lose weight, than for the owner of the White Castle restaurant to spend thousands to supersize the seats, a cost that would undoubtedly be passed on to the customers.

White Castle is famous for its small burgers, but Kessman probably eats a dozen at a time. What`s a rotund individual doing at a fast food joint anyway?

The only civil right of a fat person is to lose weight, and this clueless joker isn`t going to get any slimmer dining at White Castle. Just another example of someone making a mockery of the Americans with Disability act...

Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/oversize-man-sues-white-castle-over-seats-20110911-NCX#ixzz1XqKLtVBu

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