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Published:September 13th, 2011 11:48 EST

Outrage: Fat Dude Sues White Castle Over 'Small' Seats

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 290-pound New York man is steaming mad at the White Castle fast-food chain, which he claims repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger.

Martin Kessman, 64, filed a lawsuit against the fast-food giant last week in Manhattan federal court, claiming that the uncomfortable booths violate the civil rights of fat people."



Martin Kessman claims that the uncomfortable booths violate the civil rights of fat people under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

The seat wouldn`t be uncomfortable if Kessman didn`t weigh as much as a small hippo. It would make more sense for Kessman to lose weight, than for the owner of the White Castle restaurant to spend thousands to supersize the seats, a cost that would undoubtedly be passed on to the customers.

White Castle is famous for its small burgers, but Kessman probably eats a dozen at a time. What`s a rotund individual doing at a fast food joint anyway?

The only civil right of a fat person is to lose weight, and this clueless joker isn`t going to get any slimmer dining at White Castle. Just another example of someone making a mockery of the Americans with Disability act...

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