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Published:September 17th, 2011 09:51 EST

Woman Dumps Cucumber Salad Over The Head Of One-Legged Old Man

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said they arrested a woman who admitted to dumping a cucumber salad over the head of her boyfriend`s one-legged father."


I can`t think of anything more unappetizing than a salad, especially a cucumber salad. Whenever a lady lovingly prepares me a salad, I spice it up with a chicken leg, strips of bacon, and anything else I can find in the fridge.

I don`t blame Alicia Ducharme, 48, for dumping the salad, but she should have dumped it in the trash, and not over the head of her boyfriend`s one-legged father.

If you hobble around on only one leg you shouldn`t be subject to indignities like having a low-class woman dump a salad on your head.

Ducharme was charged with felony counts of abuse of an elderly or disabled person. I hope she gets nothing but cucumber salad while she`s in jail.

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