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Published:September 19th, 2011 11:41 EST

Sightings Of UFOs Increase! Are We Under An Alien Invasion?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"According to an organization that tracks UFO reports, this summer has been an especially busy period for UFO sightings. The Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) noted that sightings increased over the past six weeks, with some states more than doubling their normal numbers."


alilenAliens are in our midst and a lot of them are running for president as Republicans -- how else to explain the absurd political platforms of Ron Paul, Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry?

Are aliens preparing to invade the Earth or is there a plausible explanation for the increase in sightings of UFO`s? Could it be that in the summer Billy Bob Cornpoke and Ellie May Horsefeathers have more free time to drink  hooch, stare at the summer skies and see UFO`s?

I think this is a psychological phenomenon, folks watch Snooki`s shenanigans on TV, and the political hijinks in Washington and they conclude that aliens are messing with our minds.

These days we are all a little bit "insane in the membrane." Let`s hope that the Mothership floating above us isn`t operated by evil aliens, but by Cheech and Chong who finally decided to trade in their van made out of pot for a flying saucer made out of the magic herb.

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