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Published:September 21st, 2011 11:06 EST

Dude Pulls Shotgun On Taco Bell Clerk Over Missing Hot Sauce

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Missouri said they arrested a man accused of threatening a Taco Bell employee with a shotgun because he did not receive hot sauce with his meal.

Kansas City police said Jeremy Combs, 30, went through the Taco Bell drive-through Saturday and returned with his shotgun after discovering there were no packets of hot sauce in his bag, The Kansas City (Mo.) Star reported Tuesday."



The key to maintaining equilibrium in life is not to sweat the small stuff; if a fast food clerk forgets to add condiments to your meal, that definitely falls under the "don`t sweat the small stuff" category.

I might go postal if I bought a computer and discovered it was missing the hard drive, but I would just shrug it off if I didn`t get a packet of hot sauce with my Chalupa.

Where`s Hot Sauce Mom when you need her? She should be hired to pour a couple of bottles of hot sauce down the throat of this jackass.

Combs really needs to try decaf; I bet he`s the type to use a sledgehammer to kill a pesky fly. He`s not going to be getting any Taco Bell tacos, with or without hot sauce, in the Big House.

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