September 24th, 2011 10:00 EST
Dude Arrested For Hurling Chicken Wing At His Baby's Mother!
"Police in Florida said they arrested a man accused of going to the apartment of his baby`s mother and throwing a chicken wing at her.
Port St. Lucie police said the baby`s mother told officers Courtney Cain, 23, started banging on her door Monday and eventually opened the unlocked door himself, TCPalm.com reported Friday."
Chicken wings, a baby daddy, a run-down apartment building -- Courtney and his girlfriend should kiss and make, grab a bucket of chicken wings, and audition for the Jerry Springer show.
Courtney is probably mad at the world because he has a girl`s name. It`s a good thing he wasn`t munching on a leg of lamb, he could have seriously hurt his lover.
Courtney admitted that he had eaten chicken wings earlier in the day, but he denied hurling a chicken wing at his baby`s mother.
The baby daddy wasn`t trying to hurt his old lady, she suffered only a scratch on her arm. The baby daddy doesn`t need to do spend time behind bars, and the couple doesn`t need the help of Dr. Drew or Dr. Phil. I have a feeling that they can resolve their differences munching on chicken wings at KFC.
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