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Published:September 27th, 2011 13:28 EST
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Video! The Horror, The Horror! Nancy Grace Wardrobe Malfunction on 'DWTS"

By Robert Paul Reyes

I was born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area, there`s little that I haven`t seen and there`s little that I haven`t done. In the wacky City by the Bay you can experience all of the world`s sensual delights, and you can witness desperate souls partaking in unspeakable acts in dark alleys.

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But nothing in my five decades on this planet could have prepared me for what I witnessed on the family-oriented "Dancing with the Stars." After what my tender eyes saw last night I don`t know whether to turn to God, embrace the devil or jump into the abyss.

Let me simply blurt it out: Nancy Grace wardrobe malfunction! One of Nancy`s twin girls made an unexpected appearance. The crowd was stunned into silence; the judges had their mouths wide open, and I dropped my coffee on my lap and I didn`t feel a thing.

I am jaded and some would say twisted, but I was traumatized.

Dear readers, I beg you don`t click this link to the Nancy Grace video if you have a weak stomach.

http://youtu.be/wLGM41M8L7A

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