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Published:September 29th, 2011 12:06 EST

First Date From Hell: Dude Treats Lady To Ruth's Chris Steakhouse Then Shoots Self

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in North Carolina said a couple`s first date was interrupted when a man accidentally shot himself in a parking garage.

Charlotte police said the couple returned to the man`s car after eating Tuesday at Ruth`s Chris Steakhouse on Fairview Road and the man`s gun, which was in the car, somehow went off and shot the man."



This dude was probably thinking to himself: I`ve spent a small fortune on my date, taking her to a fancy restaurant, there`s bound to be fireworks in the bedroom tonight. But the only thing that went off was the dude`s gun, and he spent the night in a hospital instead of the "Easy Breezy Motel."

The woman should take this weird incident as a sign that there should be no second date with this loser. Instead of visiting him at the hospital, she should text him a get well message, and never have anything to do with him again.

Dude, next time make sure your gun isn`t loaded, and take your date to Burger King, why spend a lot of money when you probably won`t score anyway?

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