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Published:October 1st, 2011 12:09 EST
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Do-Rag With Velcro? Wear One At The Risk Of Getting Beat Up!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The New York creator of the TsuRag, a `stringless `do-rag` with Velcro, said he was inspired by the headaches and forehead marks caused by his old `do-rag.

Aaron Henry, 34, said the TsuRag, which uses Velcro straps to stay in place, is designed to be more comfortable than a traditional `do rag without sacrificing function."

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You have to be a tough guy to wear a do-rag, if a wimp sports a do-rag he`s liable to get pummeled by an outraged gangbanger.

If I`m walking on the street and I see a group of street kids wearing do-rags, I give them a wide berth. But if I notice that one of them is wearing a Velcro do-rag, I would be so outraged that I would go Medieval on him.

If a gang member wears a Velcro do-rag he will be wasted -- by his members of his own gang.

Congratulations Aaron Henry, you have created the most useless invention of all time.

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