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Published:October 9th, 2011 18:40 EST

Dude Orders Pizza & Beer From Bar On Same Street Where He Just Robbed Bank

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man bought pizza and beer in Yuma, Ariz., immediately after allegedly robbing a bank on the same street, police say."


There`s nothing wrong with a man enjoying pizza and beer after working eight hours in a factory or an office. But it took the bank robber only a couple of minutes to rob the bank, he didn`t deserve a bologna sandwich and lukewarm water.


A successful bank robber will leave the scene of the crime as quickly as possible, only a lunatic would go to a bar on the same street as the bank he just robbed and order pizza and beer.

Coors beer should do a commercial based on this hapless robber`s misadventure. The commercial should depict a bank robber being chased by cops, running into a bar and ordering a Coors beer from a buxom waitress.

The robber ain`t gonna be seeing any well-endowed waitresses or enjoying beer where he`s headed.

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