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Published:October 12th, 2011 12:10 EST

Mom, Dad & 3-Week Baby Lost In Corn Maze! Mom Calls 911! Dad Mortified!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A family in Massachusetts got an unexpected adventure after getting lost in a corn maze.

Police got a 911 call from a woman who was trapped in the Connors Farm maze in Danvers, Mass., after closing time Monday evening.


On the 911 call, the woman says, `I don`t see anybody. I`m really scared. It`s really dark and we got a 3-week-old baby with us."

CBS News

A dude will admit that his manhood is tiny, before he confesses that he`s lost. I have a terrible sense of direction, but thanks to my GPS unit, I never have to endure the humiliation of stopping at a gas station to ask for directions.

Every man likes to believe that if he and his family are dropped in the middle of a forest, that eventually he will lead his loved ones to safety. It`s no surprise that the wife is the one who made the call to 911, this dude is probably embarrassed to death that he got lost with his family in a freakin` corn maze.

The clueless family was only 25 feet from the exit when they were rescued by the police. The CBS article fails to mention the name of the husband, and neither does my essay. I don`t want to be responsible for a man committing suicide; I hope his name is never made public.

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