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Published:October 13th, 2011 10:33 EST
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Michelle Obama Secretly Visits Target And Petco!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Michelle Obama said she and her daughters often sneak out of the White House for shopping trips and even once managed to visit a Petco without being recognized.

Obama told NBC`s `Today` show she and the girls sneak out `as much as possible` for trips to Target and other stores and the trips `help keep our kids` lives normal.`"

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Now that everybody, including terrorists and crackpots with a grudge against the Obama administration, knows that Michelle Obama has a penchant to visit Target incognito, she would be a fool to do it again.

The First Lady recently made a visit to Petco with her pooch without being recognized. If she goes to Petco again, she`d better bring along Bo and a hundred police dogs to protect her.

Michelle is often compared to Jacqueline Kennedy by the pandering press -- can you image Jacqueline going to a department store without being recognized? I thought so!

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