October 14th, 2011 12:00 EST
Beautiful Hot Mess Lindsay Lohan Booted From Community Service Program
"Actress Lindsay Lohan is now performing her court-ordered community service with the Red Cross, after reportedly getting kicked out of her previous community-service program at a women`s shelter.
According to TMZ, Lohan was supposed to serve 360 hours at Los Angeles` Downtown Women`s Center, but was given the boot for violating the rules."
This is perhaps the one and only time that I will ever side with Lindsay Lohan. Judge Stephanie Saunter ordered the pop diva to be reliable and non-disruptive and serve at least four hours at a time at the women`s shelter.
Are you serious, judge? That`s mission impossible for Lohan, somebody who`s tweakin` is never reliable, and can`t be non-disruptive for more than four minutes at a time.
I hope that at the Red Cross Lindsay will be given a time-out every 20 minutes so she can have a tantrum, tweet or tweak.
Lindsay, you may be a hot mess, but I`m with you on this one.
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