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Published:October 14th, 2011 10:35 EST

Prim And Proper Lady Gaga Believes In Courting

By Robert Paul Reyes

"I hope that young women know that s(e)x is still a big deal, and they don`t have to put out soon."

"If they want someone to court them for a while before they give it up, that`s wonderful and beautiful, and a man will only respect you more for honoring your body. I am that way."



Who said these prudent words? Miss Manners? A Catholic nun? Sarah Palin?

Believe it or not, these words were uttered by none other than Lady Gaga, the same Lady Gaga who recently wore a sheer dress that exposed her pierced nether regions.

I can`t believe that the word "court" in relation to dating is in Lady Gaga`s vocabulary. I can imagine Lady Gaga telling some Eurotrash poseur she just had intimate relationships with, I had a lot of fun with the whipped cream, whips, handcuffs, and stuffed Teddy Bear! Let`s court!

Young girls might have a chance at "not putting out too soon" if they don`t listen to Lady Gaga`s songs which encourage wanton promiscuity.

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