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Published:October 18th, 2011 15:02 EST

70-Year-Old Dude Leads Expedition To Find Bigfoot

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A North Carolina man who has hunted for Bigfoot for decades says he will lead a four-day expedition to seek out the never-confirmed, man-ape creature."


The Bigfoot hunter, Michael Greene, must be senile -- if the 70-year-old man hasn`t captured Bigfoot in four decades what makes him think he will find the mythical creature in a four-day expedition?


Greene claims to have seen and heard the elusive creature, but of course he doesn`t have any incontrovertible proof that the thing really exists.

Greene said that the monster doesn`t have a neck, maybe it was Rosie O`Donnell munching berries in the forest!

I`m not holding my breath that the old coot will finally capture Sasquatch.

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