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Published:October 18th, 2011 15:35 EST
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White House In Crisis Mode: Obama's Beloved Teleprompter Stolen!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A van that contained President Obama`s teleprompter and other communications material has been recovered in Virginia, officials said Tuesday."

UPI

The van contained Obama`s beloved teleprompter, $200,000 in audio equipment and the presidential seals that are placed on the president`s podium.

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What`s Obama without his teleprompter and his presidential seal? Nothing but a tentative speaker and an ineffectual leader. Obama eloquent? My rear end!

The White House must be in crisis mode; I`m sure all of the top administration officials are in the situation room. Obama can get by without having a legitimate American birth certificate, but he`s completely lost without a teleprompter.

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