October 19th, 2011 13:05 EST
Politicians United In Their Fear And Loathing Of Snooki
"How do you end political bickering between a New York Democratic state senator and Republican assemblywoman from Staten Island? One word: Snooki.
The "Jersey Shore" star is slated to appear at the Staten Island Mall on Saturday from noon to 2 p.m. to hype her new line of sunglasses."
Bipartisanship is dead, Republicans and Democrats almost never agree on anything! What can unite a Republican and a Democratic state senator? Only their fear and loathing of consummate evil, every mature adult should agree that Snooki is a threat to humankind.
But I don`t think Snooki should be banned from appearing in a mall, the Mecca of mindless consumerism is the perfect venue for the pop tart to hawk her sunglasses.
I`m sure thousands of lemmings will attend the event for the privilege of meeting the head rodent. Beam me the hell out of here, Scotty!
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