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Published:October 21st, 2011 12:07 EST
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Why Seek Answers From Family Or Friends When You Can Ask Google?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A survey suggests 60 percent of Britons would search Google to answer a question before asking a family member."

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I`m shocked that 40 percent of Brits rely on fallible human beings instead of Google-- what a backwards country! No wonder so many English folks are living on the dole.

Every family and every office has a brainiac who knows the answer to almost every question under the sun. These eggheads used to be indispensable, but now they are as useful as a VCR. Why waste your time asking these know-it-alls anything, when you can immediately get an answer from Google.

Google is omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent, in other words the super search engine is God. I would never insult Google by asking a human being a question, that can be answered in a split second by the world`s mightiest search engine.

Anybody who doesn`t carry a Smartphone with him wherever he goes is an idiot. I am never cut off from Google, my endless fountain of information.

I can`t wait for the day when the Google search engine computer chip will be implanted in my brain, on that momentous day we will be God.

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