Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:October 23rd, 2011 10:56 EST
hole

Video: Huge Hole Near North Lawn Of White House! What The Heck Is Going On?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Just off the North Lawn of the White House, directly in front of the entrance to the West Wing and across from the Old Executive Office Building, sits a large hole.

While the General Services Administration, the organization that`s been supervising the work, says the construction is to upgrade the building`s antiquated utilities, which include sewer lines, electrical systems and air-conditioning units, few believe that is the only thing that`s going on." ABC News

hole

There are always conspiracy theories floating around in Washington, and very few people believe that the gaping hole is for the mundane reason of upgrading the White House`s utilities.

The "updating the utilities" explanation makes as much sense as a homeowner who hires a convoy of dump trucks to dump salt all around his house, and then explains to his neighbors that he has "a problem with ants". The homeowner is either completely bonkers, or he`s engaged in a nefarious mission.

You don`t need to dig a hole large enough to bury a nuclear plant to update the White House`s utilities. What the heck, my buddies and I can update the White House utilities without digging a damn hole at all.

So what the hell is going on? Here are a few guesses:

*Whenever Joe Biden puts his foot in his mouth, Obama points to the gaping hole and warns him that he`s going to be buried there if he does it again.

*A presidential Man Cave off limits to Michelle, Obama`s daughters, and most of all his mother-in-law.

*A deluxe basketball court where the president who has a penchant for playing hoops can work out in private.

*A tunnel to Kenya that will allow Obama to secretly visit his place of birth.

*A place to bury all the manure produced by the Republican-controlled House of Representatives.

*Nothing is being constructed, it`s just a big hole. Obama was desperate to create jobs.

*A burial site for Obama`s close friend: Oprah Winfrey.

*A dog house for Bo! He wants his own pad, he`s sick and tired of Michelle feeding him only boring nutritious dog food.

What`s going on? Share with us your guesses!

The mysterious hole is the first step in an almost $400 million project that will continue for four years. I guess we will have to wait for President Romney to explain what`s going on.

Link to Video:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/white-house-hole-what-do-you-think-it-is/

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes

 

Read More:

Is Comet Elenin Under "Intelligent Control" Headed to Earth? ... - theSOP

The Goodies Hidden in the Doomsday Vault - theSOP

Cold Shoulder from the Seed Vault - theSOP

The Arctic Seed Vault Preservation of the Future - theSOP