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Published:October 24th, 2011 11:06 EST

Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Gets Her Disgusting Yellow Teeth Whitened

By Robert Paul Reyes

Pop tart Lindsay Lohan had her disgusting yellow teeth whitened -- thank goodness now she won`t scare little children on Halloween.

Wait a moment, isn`t the troubled actress only 25? Why on Earth does a young woman have such dreadful teeth?


There are only two plausible explanations, the pop diva either munches on sweets all day long and doesn`t brush her teeth or she`s a meth head.

Lindsay Lohan is drop-dead gorgeous, she`s all that and a bag of chips. If Lohan munched on snacks all day long she would look like Rosie O`Donnell and not like a model.

I`m not a dentist or a drug counselor, but I would bet my house that Lohan is doing crack or meth. Lohan`s own father opined that drug abuse is the only explanation for his daughter`s rotting teeth.

Lindsay, your teeth will turn yellow again, if you don`t give up the drugs. At the very least please hire someone to brush your teeth. I know you`ve squandered millions on drugs and booze, but you still have plenty left to hire an aide to take care of your personal hygiene.

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