October 28th, 2011 11:54 EST
Hapless Couple Lost In Apple Orchard, Calls 911!
"An embarrassed Massachusetts couple said they had to call 911 for help when they became lost in an apple orchard.
Mark and Marcia Rosenthal said they were picking apples at the Honey Pot Orchard in Stow and began to realize they were lost as darkness fell on the area."
Who the hell picks apples in an apple orchard, other than hobos and hillbillies? If you have a yearning for apples, go to your local supermarket. I have no sympathy for Mark and Marcia Rosenthal, let`s hope they learned their lesson and will buy apples at Kroger from now on.
Mark Rosenthal is a local meteorologist for goodness sake, he should never get lost. Rosenthal shouldn`t even need GPS, he should know exactly where he is by examining the position of the stars and the planets. Rosenthal should immediately be fired, how can viewers trust his forecasts?
Rosenthal called 911 and the authorities were able to track the hapless couple using GPS. I don`t think being fired is enough punishment for Rosenthal, his wife should divorce him.
Rosenthal said he felt "really stupid." Dude, I feel your pain.
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