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Published:November 3rd, 2011 12:18 EST

Outrage: Armed Robbers Snatch 13-Year-Old Boy's Meatball Sandwich

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Pennsylvania said they arrested a group of armed robbers accused of stealing a 13-year-old`s $5.50 meatball sub.

Investigators said the teenager was walking home from the deli with his sandwich Saturday evening in Yeadon when two men, identified as Rashawn Mallory, 21, and Ernest Barnett, 22, exited a black Ford Expedition, brandished a black revolver and ordered the victim not to move."



The robbers used a gun to rob an unarmed 13-year-old boy, thereby insuring they would be charged with the serious crime of armed robbery.

If these criminals can afford to drive around in an expensive SUV, you`d think they can afford to buy a couple of subs.

The two morons snatched the sub from the kid, and then they searched the boy to see if he had any valuables. The idiots missed the boy`s cell phone, which he used to call the cops.

Mallory and Barnett were quickly apprehended by the police. Police found the uneaten sandwich in the suspect`s vehicle. These dimwits will spend years behind bars over a stolen sandwich, which they didn`t even get a chance to eat.

These gentlemen make an excellent argument in favor of abortion.

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