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Published:November 13th, 2011 10:42 EST

Not A Chick Magnet: 'Neo' Motorcycle Runs On Sewage And Is Part Toilet

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Enter the Neo. Part motorcycle and part toilet, it runs on eco-friendly biogas produced from sewage -- and recently completed a journey of more than 1,000 km (600 miles) across Japan.

The three-wheeled vehicle, developed by Japanese toilet maker Toto, features a toilet for a seat and has a giant roll of toilet paper mounted on the back that flutters in the breeze as the bike cruises along."



Women are attracted to rebels and outlaws, that`s why many men buy Harley Davidson motorcycles, the ultimate symbol of American individualism and freedom. I`ve been tempted to buy one of these chick magnets, but I don`t think any woman would be attracted to a hapless dude who ends up in a ditch because he couldn`t control his hog.

What kind of a name is Neo for a motorcycle? Most bikes have macho names like Ninja or Destroyer! Not only does this motorcycle have a wimpy name, but it`s a three-wheeled vehicle. When I see a dude on a three-wheeled motorcycle he reminds me of a three-year-old kid in a tricycle.

A three-wheeled bike that is part toilet and runs on sewage isn`t a chick magnet. A dude riding a Neo might attract a lady who suffers from chronic diarrhea, but he ain`t gonna score any hot girls.

Only a nerd would be flush with pride riding this crappy bike.

The Neo is a concept bike, and there are currently no plans to put it on sale.

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