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Published:November 14th, 2011 12:08 EST

Dude Runs Out Of Toilet Paper, Goes Bonkers Trashes Hotel Room

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man(Dereck MacDonald) caused more than $2,000 in damage to a Charlotte, N.C., hotel after discovering he had run out of toilet paper in his room, police say.


Who hasn`t taken care of business in a public toilet, and then discover there`s no toilet paper. This humiliating and awkward experience renders an individual feeling helpless and frustrated. But what can you say, except "poop happens."


This dude has yet to learn not to sweat the small stuff, and as a result he ended up in jail. If MacDonald goes bonkers over running out of toilet paper, how is he going to feel about relieving himself in his jail toilet where everybody can see him?

MacDonald walked into a vacant room at the hotel, and instead of grabbing toilet paper he intentionally clogged that toilet causing water damage to the room.

The next time MacDonald checks into a hotel room, I pray that the maid won`t forget to put a mint on his pillow. God only knows what he might do in retaliation.

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