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Published:November 15th, 2011 16:58 EST

Lady Upset McDonald's Switched To Breakfast Menu, Beats Up Boyfriend

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Wisconsin woman who allegedly attacked her boyfriend and stood on the hood of his car said she was upset about McDonald`s switching to breakfast."


I`ve had a couple of high-maintenance girlfriends who may have cursed me if I had taken them to McDonald`s on a date.


But Shanaya Edgell, 22, went ballistic when McDonald`s switched to the breakfast menu at 3 a.m., and she took out her fury on her hapless boyfriend. Shanaya wanted a cheeseburger, not a dang Egg McMuffin, she was so mad she beat the daylights out of her date and jumped up and down on the hood of his car for good measure.

Her boyfriend would be well-advised never to take Shanaya to an upscale French restaurant.

Shanaya: Why you order freakin` garden snails for an appetizer? I`m about to beat the hell out of ya.

Boyfriend: Honey, do you realize escargot is an expensive and delicious dish?

Shanaya: I`m a escargot you upside ya head, ya damn fool.

I don`t think the fast food giant will hire Shanaya as a spokesperson, and I doubt if her boyfriend will visit her in jail.

The young woman with discriminating tastes in fine cuisine was charged with disorderly conduct.

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