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Published:November 17th, 2011 11:36 EST

'Santa Claus Burglar' Stuck In Chimney

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A burglar trying to emulate Santa Claus was captured after getting stuck in a chimney, police said Tuesday.

RanaldoMontez Jack, 17, was arrested about 1:30 p.m. after being pulled from the chimney of a home in the 5900 block of Lanier Boulevard, police said."



If I were looking for a way to break into a house, I might consider breaking a window, or jimmying a door, but it would never cross my mind to climb up on the roof and enter through the chimney.

This burglar may have been trying to emulate Santa Claus, but he was planning on taking stuff instead of leaving gifts behind.

This burglar is such a moron that if he had managed to slide down the chimney, he would probably have left the house by climbing up the chimney.

This idiot was trapped in the chimney for about ten hours, if he is sentenced to ten years in prison he still won`t learn that crime doesn`t pay.

If you came home and discovered a burglar trapped in your chimney would you call the cops or light the fireplace?

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